Family emails

I love this email chain from my US / Canadian family this week:

From: natesiedman
Subject: Mike Race is God
Date: Mon, 17 May 2010 10:02:46 -0700

Wow,

Has everyone seen the blog? Mike is off the charts: ironman, marathoner, bushrunner ... Mike could eat 50 hardboiled eggs in an hour like cool hand Luke. After looking at the pictures and reading the description of the race I got inspired: so I did 3 sit-ups and a push-up. Thanks Mike, I couldn't have done it without you!

-Nate

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From: Joe Mols

Mike's toughness IS DEFINITELY OFF THE CHARTS, but did you also know that..

Mike Race jumped the grand canyon....longways?
Mike once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Mike doesn't travel at the speed of light, light travels at the speed of Mike Race.
Do you know why the Earth's spinning ? Because Mike Race Race is running on it.
Once a cobra bit Mike Race........ After 5 days of extreme pain........ the snake died.
Mike once beat the sun at a staring contest.
Mike's beard can shave a razor.
Mike once played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won!!!
Mike Race has never blinked his entire life. NEVER I SAY!!!
Correction, Mike once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink once.
When Mike works out at the gym, he doesn't sweat. The weights do.
Mike Race can piss into Gale force winds.

For more info about Mike just ask me, he is too humble to put these facts on his blog.

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From: Andrew Fraser

When Mike Race watches football, The Buffalo Bills root for him!

In Australia, you can order your chicken wings: Medium, Hot, Very Hot, or Mike Race.